1-2 ounces of tequila (something better than bottom shelf)
Juice and pulp of 1/2 lime (squeeze it like the modern caveman or cavewoman that you are and use a fork to rake out the pulp)
Top off with club soda to taste

2 ounces of gin
Juice of 1 lime
Top off with club soda
Lime wedge for garnish
Rum and Coconut Water
1-2 ounces of Rum (Light or Dark, but not Spiced)
Juice of a lime wedge
Top off with coconut water (regular or any flavored coconut water you prefer)
Vodka and Club Soda
1-2 ounces of vodka
Top off with club soda
Paleo Screwdriver
1-2 ounces of vodka
Squeeze the juice from one orange in your bare hand and grunt to make this drink a little more manly.
From the Scrawny WOD blog. Enjoy responsibly!